The Art of Smuggling Camels

by Lothithil
A MacGyver fanfiction by CatMercer

Fallout

"But, Mac... I thought that you hated guns. How could you have joined the Armed Forces? Surely you would be expected to handle them, and even use them against people!"

Mac's smile contained no mirth, and his eyes downcast were full of shadows. "You're right. I have always hated guns, ever since Jessie died. But it’s important to understand the things that frighten you. It seemed the best thing to do, at the time."

"Did Harry want you to join up?"

Mac took a drink of water before answering. "You're great-grandfather wasn't in my life at that time, Sam. I don't think he would have disapproved. Mom said she was proud of me, but I could tell she was worried, too. She had long since given up the idea of holding me back from running."


Part Two
US Armed Forces Hospital, Paris, France 1977

"Is he awake?" A bold American voice; curt and direct.

"Monsieur, it is a miracle that this soldier is alive at all. He was seriously wounded and only recently has recovered his memory..."

That was the doctor's voice, the one who had been treating him since he had been brought here. The man's named floated just out of reach of MacGyver's mind. For a moment he panicked, afraid that he had forgotten everything again. He forced himself to take a deep breath and ran through his facts: My name is MacGyver. I am twenty-seven years old. I am a Captain in the Air Force. Breathe. My name is MacGyver...

Mac opened his eyes and tried to focus on the sources of the voices. The nurses must have dosed him with morphine again. He wished that they wouldn't; the pain from his healing wounds was not so bad, and he didn't want to have to fight an opiate-addiction. He needed to tell the doctor to have them lay off the medication, but he couldn't make his tongue and jaw work at the moment. He blinked his eyes, then squinted toward the blurry shapes at the foot of his bed.

"His eyes are open." The whitish blob moved closer and reached out to touch Mac's face, what small patch of skin was not swathed in bandages. Suddenly a painfully bright light stabbed into his skull. He closed both eyes and groaned.

"I am sorry, Monsieur MacGyver. I must test your reflexes." Firm fingers peeled back his eyelids one at a time, assaulting him again with the light. "Very good. I will send the nurse in with some medication for you shortly. Right now, there is a man from your government who would like to speak to you on an important matter. Do you feel up to it?"

"Doc--," Mac started, then he coughed lightly. The doctor quickly brought a cup of water and a straw to him. After a sip of the cool liquid, Mac found he could speak easier. "Doctor, I've asked before, I think... I don't need to be narcotisized for pain. I'd rather just do without."

The doctor pursed his lips, disturbed. "Monsieur MacGyver... you still require an anti-inflammatory and despite your protests, you are still in a considerable amount of discomfort. However, I will concede somewhat to your wishes. We shall try some analgesics with codeine instead. Do you think you have the strength to talk to this gentleman?"

Mac was about to answer, but the room was swimming out of focus and his mind was drifting. His head fell back gently against the pillows. Just before sleep took him, he heard the other voice say, "This is getting us no closer to rescuing those people. Just bring me the report of his debriefing after he was..." and then the voice faded away-- or Mac did; he wasn't really sure.